So if you read my blog I’m sure you’ve noticed I haven’t posted in a while. I could give you a million reasons why but we’ll just make it easy and refer to it as not fun times and move on. Sound good? Good! Other than not fun stuff I’ve been doing fun stuff. Fun-to-me fun stuff, like watching Breaking Bad, Adult Swim, and Friends and smoking fun stuff, reading fun stuff and breaking fun stuff (my car, dammit why do tires hate my soul so much?). The kids started back to school which yes I miss them and blah blah blah but also YAYYYYY! Quiet, oh how I’ve missed you! I get to watch what I want, cook just for me and just space out while staring at the tv. Man oh man, that’s good fucking times! I’ve harassed my Facebook friends and pissed some of them off and was blocked a few times. Lol. I mean, I type whore and some of these motherfuckers freak the fuck out. Geez, sorry………….whore. It’s not like I’m the bitch that made you fuck every guy in Massac and post pictures of your slut self online. My bad bitch. Now stop it.
I posted the Nicki Minaj “Anaconda” video which got some mixed reviews. You either love it or hate it and apparently if you hate it you hate all the bitches that love it and feel the need to inbox me like it’s going to change my opinion of it. It’s not. It actually makes me like it more. I’m not saying to show it to your five year old or anything but dammit I’m 33 and if I wanna like a vulgar song and video dammit I’m gonna! “Oh, you hate whores but like this whore’s video, you’re such a hypocrite, wahhhhh.” Umm, yeah, and? Go sit your flat-ass down. Kthanxx. I get called a hypocrite more than I think I deserve to. I’m a woman, that’s the ONLY fucking reason I need to be unreasonable.
I’m going to post the video below so you can watch and bitch or applaud.
This blog is kinda short and kinda random but welcome to my brain. I need to get drunk and blog, now THAT my friends, that is an excellent plan. Until next time………….